What is marketing? (funny version)
September 14th, 2010
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing”
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me – That’s Telemarketing”
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations”
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition”
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – “That’s Customer Feedback”
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s demand and supply gap”
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market share”
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for entering new markets”
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8 Comments Add your own
1. 志言 | September 14th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Oh, you are back!
Good post. Gorgeous!
2. liheqi168 | September 16th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
有意的停下来歇歇，无意的看不懂文章、、、但发现你的博客的主题特别棒、、、
3. 风吟 | September 21st, 2010 at 9:21 pm
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4. Firm | October 3rd, 2010 at 10:33 pm
经典的客户反馈
5. IM路人 | October 5th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
不得不承认我是英语教学的失败品，看到英语就头疼
6. SOHO一族 | October 18th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
这个太有才了了，品味中~~
7. 健康电子烟 | October 24th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
来踩一下，祝博客越办越好！
8. 辉远净水机 | November 22nd, 2010 at 10:19 am
谢谢分享
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